Textile Tailors Gifts

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

I quilt therefore I am

Dressed for Success!

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

New Suit.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

At the suit makers

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Bobbies library of jeans

'I'll take it!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

The Return Of The Minipants

The Dandy

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

Tuck Shop