Underwear Model Pillows

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Underweird bras."

'Have you any W fronts?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Happy Brithday

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Toys - Business Model.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I'm in for observation."

"Long Johns Silver."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Miranda Kerr

London Fashion Week.

SAGE (unknown model)

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"I'm so hungry I could eat half a sandwich."

Magazines.

Virtual Super-Model.