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SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

'Have you any W fronts?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Happy Brithday

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Toys - Business Model.

Emily Ratajkowski

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"I'm in for observation."

"Long Johns Silver."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Miranda Kerr

London Fashion Week.

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."

SAGE (unknown model)

Sara Sampaio

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"I'm so hungry I could eat half a sandwich."

Magazines.