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Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Bowled over again!

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

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A man looks up at the earth

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Clock Tower Shadow

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Here, have one on me."

'Thank God it's fry day'

I love coloured tights

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

What doesn't kill me makes me curiouser.

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'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'Home?'

"Man, this hide and seek thing isn't working."

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

When the temperature soars, I lug out this big, weighty thing. Pant pant. Ugh! then I louldy play some songs from Metallica and Iron Maiden. It's heavy metal fan.

'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'

"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."

'Well you said you were hot, so should I turn the fan on or not?'

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