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Whale Shark Thoughts...

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Starvation Watching

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Bip."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

News Wear World

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Two birds refuel.

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Pandemic Orphans

Dog catches UFO

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Tortoise & Hare.

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

Lord Robert Winston

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?