People-watching Enthusiast T-Shirts

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'Ya gotta admit, it's great people-watching in here!'

'Watchin' the world go by, George?'

Cariactures

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

TV-Man

Glance Exchange

TV jester.

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Child hooking into a television

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Mass Travel

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Television guests' essentials in November.

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

U.S. World Cup Frenzy