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"Eat my dust!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Real Estate Personals

Home Sweet Second Home.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Living together, couple in love.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'They're playing house.'

'This is close enough.'

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

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Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.