Hauling Enthusiast Pillows

Truck companies waving 'drivers contract' looking for drivers

"I didn't spark joy."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Eat my dust!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

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"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Real Estate Personals

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

The Real American Dream

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Living together, couple in love.

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Office Woman

Extreme Yard Sale

New Homes

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Turtle Eviction

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'