Hauling Enthusiast Gifts

Truck companies waving 'drivers contract' looking for drivers

"I didn't spark joy."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Eat my dust!"

"I just..."

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"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Crap others threw out

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Real Estate Personals

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Living together, couple in love.

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

'They're playing house.'

Electricity Bills

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

Extreme Yard Sale

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Office Woman

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

New Homes

Turtle Eviction

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'