Haulage Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, after an 18 hour delay what alternative is there?"

"Eat my dust!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'One carry-on!'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

S**t Creek Halt

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Where has he been so long?

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Transporting Live Cargo

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

London underground talks continued

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

I don't like the looks of this airline.

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise is coming from.'

Railway accidents

Snail Taxi.

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.