Haulage Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, after an 18 hour delay what alternative is there?"

"Eat my dust!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'One carry-on!'

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

How do fish get to work?

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

Where has he been so long?

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Transporting Live Cargo

London underground talks continued

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

I don't like the looks of this airline.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Snail Taxi.

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

Railway accidents

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

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