Hare Enthusiast Gifts

"Eat my dust!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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Real Estate Personals

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Living together, couple in love.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This is close enough.'

'They're playing house.'

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

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