Harbor Enthusiast Gifts

Fisherman mending his net.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Eat my dust!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Try me/try me/try me...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"