Harbor Adventurer Gifts

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Batman O' War

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...