Harbor Adventurer T-Shirts

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Cometh the Cow!