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'You've done the crossword puzzle again!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Batman O' War

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Desert Island Mishap

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...