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"Are you talking to me?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Thank-you God.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Fall on a desert island

Desert Island Mishap

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.