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How come Joe never takes his boat out? His wife never lets him get aweigh with anything.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Slip Ahoy!'

Exit only.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Lighthouse Beam.

Battery Lighthouse

Feeling for shells

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Dog brings diver flippers.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Child with doll in the sea

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Canadian Canoe.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Silent type, eh?'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"Beware of dog"

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."