Seaside Wanderer T-Shirts

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Child with doll in the sea

Deckchair Attendants Training College

Feeling for shells

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Battery Lighthouse

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Sandy Floss

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Son burying his dad in sand

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Crabbing

real enjoyment

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Get a rockpool!

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'