Beachside Wanderer T-Shirts

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Feeling for shells

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Child with doll in the sea

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Sandcastles

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Knight of the sandcastle.

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Shrink's Summer Job

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Rooster practices for sunrise

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.