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Culture Saturday

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Feeling for shells

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Child with doll in the sea

Take a hike.

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

'No luggage.'

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

Knight of the sandcastle.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

How to deal with weeds

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Pesos!