Beachside Wanderer Gifts

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Feeling for shells

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Child with doll in the sea

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Sandcastles

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Knight of the sandcastle.

Shrink's Summer Job

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Pesos!

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

Rooster practices for sunrise

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"