Beachside Climber Gifts

'Beach entertainment for climbers'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"...it's another metal detector."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Another nice wave.'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Surfing alien.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

Get a rockpool!

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

Knight of the sandcastle.

Desert Island Books

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'Don't they look silly?'

Pesos!

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

Rooster practices for sunrise