Beachcomber With A Briefcase Gifts

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Daughters on the beach

Crab with a clown face.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Mermaid Art

"Well Earned Vacation"

"It makes me want to pee."

Squirrel on the beach

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'