Beachcomber With A Briefcase Mugs

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Daughters on the beach

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Young Picasso at the Beach

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Crab with a clown face.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

Mermaid Art

Squirrel on the beach

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"It makes me want to pee."

A crab with a utility knife claw