Beachside Climber Mugs

'Beach entertainment for climbers'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"...it's another metal detector."

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Another nice wave.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Get a rockpool!

Surfing alien.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Flying the kite in strong winds

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

Desert Island Books

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'Don't they look silly?'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Pesos!

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

Rooster practices for sunrise

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"