Beachfront Adventurer Mugs

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

Bitchbark Canoe

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Getting the hang of it?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."