Beach Enthusiast Mugs

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

"Maybe I should run on the beach."

"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."

'Good thinking.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Ed Schumacher takes a much-needed working vacation.

Race horse training at the seaside

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Topless beach

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

"Can't you ever relax?"

Beach days.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

Summer

"I wonder what a brown flag means?"

'Did you just curdle?'

'I can't believe no one else knows about this beach.'

Fun in the sun.

'Ocean sounds will not be heard. Instead, here's an ad for investment opportunities in offshore drilling.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Kite surfing.

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

Dog covering up on the beach.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

The crack of dawn.

The Sun Bather

I told you not to swim out to far