Casual Climber Mugs

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Knights of the bedside table.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Beginning Yarder.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

...I told you never to enter without knocking

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Tossing for it.

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano