Casual Walkers Mugs

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

Colin V Longshore Drift

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Mountain escalator.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Use it or lose it.

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

British Summertime

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"Nice curvature."

Walk right in. Sit right down.

"This is my exit strategy."

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...