Casual Walkers T-Shirts

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Colin V Longshore Drift

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

Mountain escalator.

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Use it or lose it.

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Next bench is four steps."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

"This is my exit strategy."

British Summertime

"Nice curvature."

Walk right in. Sit right down.

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'