Hoarding Enthusiast Gifts

Discovering who steals all the pens in the office.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Bobbies library of jeans

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Young Geeks.

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

James Russell Lowell

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'