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Discovering who steals all the pens in the office.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Bobbies library of jeans

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'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Young Geeks.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

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"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."