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"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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Festive squad

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Young Geeks.

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"We saved all your old diapers."