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'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Festive squad

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Bobbies library of jeans

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I know your mother."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'It was a gift.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Drinking Hats

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

Alien watering hat stand

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet