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"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'That's our mission statement.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Old Spice

Festive squad

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"I need a vet."

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

This isn't the magic top hat, either – I told you we were lost.

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

Antiques: Priceless artifacts, now reduced to pricey.

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

Ernie, cramming a lifetime's worth of junk into every cupboard, closet and corner of your home makes you a hoarder, not a prepper.

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

"By the time you take my picture and email it to Grandma, all the good candy will be gone!"

"I lost my hunger a long time ago, but luckily, I found my greed."

'He's so proud of his art collection.'

"Hey, do I look like I'm made of honey?"

"Sorry about the clutter. It's been one of those weeks."

"I knew I shouldn't have given you the tickets!"