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'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

Bumble Bee

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Comb Sweet Comb

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"All our workers are working from home today."

Mother's Day at the Hive

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

'He's so proud of his art collection.'

Free gift from the Bee-Keeping magazine.

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

Antiques: Priceless artifacts, now reduced to pricey.

'They say if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts, it won't hurt as much. . .'

"Hey, do I look like I'm made of honey?"

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."