Hive Hoarder Gifts

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

Bumble Bee

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"All our workers are working from home today."

Mother's Day at the Hive

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"Harold wanted to make sure no one takes his chair while we're on holiday."

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

'He's so proud of his art collection.'

Free gift from the Bee-Keeping magazine.

Antiques: Priceless artifacts, now reduced to pricey.

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

'They say if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts, it won't hurt as much. . .'

'Uh oh. Looks like African bees have arrived.'

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."