Plant Hoarder Gifts

Looking for a gift for a plant hoarder? Our collection features fun and witty items that celebrate their love for greenery. From humorous mugs to charming prints, find something that matches their passion for plants and adds a touch of humor to their everyday routine.

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I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center... mockup

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

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'Make sure you pretend to water it.' mockup

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

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Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping.... mockup

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

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"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend." mockup

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

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Hermit Crabapple Tree

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"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?" mockup

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

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Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants. mockup

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

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"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?" mockup

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

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The discovery of asparagus.

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'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!' mockup

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

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Mantis Love

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"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long." mockup

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

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Gardening#2

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"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink" mockup

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

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A Venus cow trap.

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"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive." mockup

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

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A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube. mockup

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

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Old Spice

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'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.' mockup

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

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"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins." mockup

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

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Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo! mockup

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

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Pea

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Person carrying balloons and plants. mockup

Person carrying balloons and plants.

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Garden seeds - giant varieties

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David Bellamy

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"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go." mockup

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

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"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants." mockup

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

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"You've definitely got water retention..."

"You've definitely got water retention..." mockup

"You've definitely got water retention..."

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'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

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"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply." mockup

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

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Poinsettia

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"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..." mockup

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

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Pollination Process

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'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.' mockup

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

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Plant Hoarder Gifts Collection

Plant Hoarder Mugs

Explore our collection of plant-themed mugs—perfect for any plant hoarder’s morning routine and a great addition to their kitchen.

Plant Hoarder Pillows

Discover cozy plant-themed pillows that bring personality and botanical charm to any space—ideal for the dedicated hoarder.

Plant Hoarder Prints

Browse our vibrant botanical prints that make a statement and add life to any room, perfect for the true plant enthusiast.

Plant Hoarder T-Shirts

Check out our plant lover t-shirts—fun, stylish, and designed to celebrate their passion for all things green.