Houseplant Hoarder Gifts

Looking for a gift for your houseplant hoarder friend or family member? Explore our delightful collection of products that humorously and lovingly celebrate their indoor garden obsession. From witty mugs to cozy pillows, find something that says 'I get it' to every plant collector.

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'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!' mockup

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

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"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere." mockup

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

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"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend." mockup

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?' mockup

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove mockup

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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Bonsai tree held up by matchstick mockup

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

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"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion." mockup

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

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Money Plant.

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Thanks

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"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive." mockup

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

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'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April' mockup

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

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A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube. mockup

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

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Garden seeds - giant varieties

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"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing." mockup

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

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House plants

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"I think you've overfed the plant!" mockup

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

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"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?" mockup

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

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"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants." mockup

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

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The Houseplant Cemetery.

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"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it." mockup

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

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"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?" mockup

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

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Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia. mockup

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?" mockup

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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The Ugly Plant

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"I think we're ready for a tree." mockup

"I think we're ready for a tree."

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In the houseplant cemetery.

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"You spoil that plant!"

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The Houseplants vs The Kids

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'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?' mockup

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

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"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping." mockup

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

from $19.00