Houseplant Hugger Gifts

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Painting taking root...

Bubble gum leaves

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Mother Nature

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Smokey The Tree"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'