Tree Hugger Gifts

"I'm tired."

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

Poplar trees. Not very poplar trees.

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

Natural History Museum: Tree

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

Environment policy.

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Poplar trees and not very poplar trees.

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Rain forest ends here.

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"

'Of course if we left the land to itself it would revert to woodland anyway. But where's the profit in that?'

'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"You're fairly new to the conservation movement aren't you, Clive?"