Tree Huggers Gifts

Multitasking Monkey

"Are you sure this isn't covered by our home insurance policy?"

Sawrd Fighting

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"Nutty, yet with a hint of oak."

Forest Management

"We're trying to help you!"

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

"I approve of protesters tying themselves to trees, where would we be without them?"

Last chance.

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter

Man with an axe approaches a palm tree on a desert island.

TV program

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

Christmas Eve and Christmas Adam

"How did you sleep?"

"We obviously have to carry out a full root and branch review here."

"They grow up so quickly."

"Of course we'll still be friends...."

"Look who found God."

"They don't seem to understand what we're saying."

Bubble gum leaves

Romance

Through sheer folly, Stephen King blunders into the Acme Paper Company's largest forest.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I'm sick of carbon dioxide getting all the attention. We're dangerous pollutants too!"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Arboreal Grammar. Poplar. Un-Poplar.

Boy eating greedily below a tree

"Our defenses won't hold them for long."

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

Neighbours waring over tree that's too high