Tree Huggers Gifts

Multitasking Monkey

"Are you sure this isn't covered by our home insurance policy?"

Sawrd Fighting

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"Nutty, yet with a hint of oak."

Forest Management

"We're trying to help you!"

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

"I approve of protesters tying themselves to trees, where would we be without them?"

Last chance.

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter

Man with an axe approaches a palm tree on a desert island.

TV program

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

"How did you sleep?"

"We obviously have to carry out a full root and branch review here."

"They grow up so quickly."

"Of course we'll still be friends...."

"Look who found God."

"They don't seem to understand what we're saying."

Bubble gum leaves

Romance

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I'm sick of carbon dioxide getting all the attention. We're dangerous pollutants too!"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Boy eating greedily below a tree

"Our defenses won't hold them for long."

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

Neighbours waring over tree that's too high

'...and because you both seem to be interested in the environment, you can be assured your loved one will play an active part in the green revolution.'

'We learned in school today that Johnny Appleseed was an environmental activist.'

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

Lumberjacks running from a jack-in-the-box in a tree.