Treehugger Gifts

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

'I remember when this was all trees.'

"Am I really going to have to tell your great grandchildren that you knew everything but did nothing?"

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"No, wait, let me guess! You were just standing there, sober, minding your own business and it was the car that just came out of nowhere!"

Deforestation

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Bubble gum leaves

Mother Nature

Painting taking root...

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!