Treehugger T-Shirts

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

'I remember when this was all trees.'

"Am I really going to have to tell your great grandchildren that you knew everything but did nothing?"

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"No, wait, let me guess! You were just standing there, sober, minding your own business and it was the car that just came out of nowhere!"

Deforestation

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Painting taking root...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Bubble gum leaves

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Mother Nature