Tree Hugger T-Shirts

"I'm tired."

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

Poplar trees. Not very poplar trees.

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Natural History Museum: Tree

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

Environment policy.

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"

'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'

Poplar trees and not very poplar trees.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"

Rain forest ends here.

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Of course if we left the land to itself it would revert to woodland anyway. But where's the profit in that?'

"Same mold, same mold."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

An ill looking Earth checking it's own pulse.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'