Tree Hugger With A Twist T-Shirts

"No wonder I got it so cheap!"

'TIMBRE..!!' (guitar as axe)

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Painting taking root...

"Smokey The Tree"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Bubble gum leaves

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Mother Nature

Yoga Xmas Decorations