Plant Hoarder Pillows

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Old Spice

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

David Bellamy

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

Poinsettia

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Pollination Process

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'