Plant Hoarder Mugs

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Pea

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Old Spice

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Poinsettia

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Pollination Process