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Mother's Day at the Hive

"I was almost that last year."

Bumble Bee

"All our workers are working from home today."

The End of the Worker Bees

Worker Bee of the Month

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"Drawing blood again?"

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

Prince Charles

Fly calls out to his friend who is being swatted: 'Your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

'For heaven's sake, use the windshield wipers!'

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

Use no hooks.

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

"Royal jelly again!! I'm so sick of royal jelly..."

'What ever happened to whittling?'

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."

"En guard!!"