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"Hey, do I look like I'm made of honey?"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

No Smoking sign next to a bee hive.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Honey Wallah

Comb Sweet Comb

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

Time is HONEY

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Think about the honey."

Old Spice

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

Festive squad

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Vacant possession.

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

Beekeeping 101